Now a friend of mine, way back in Chicago You know, he finally made his pile. Well he got himself a mansion on Butler and Sheff An’ he was livin’…

The baby bat Screamed out in fright, ‘Turn on the dark, I’m afraid of the light.’

If we meet and I say, “Hi,” That’s a salutation. If you ask me how I feel, That’s a consideration. If we stop and talk a while, That’s a conversation.…

Now, listen to me, folks… Hear what I say. You got to eat oysters everyday They’ll put your love life back on track They’re nature’s own aphrodisiac. Ohh, ohhh… yes…

“A genuine anteater,” The pet man told me dad. Turned out, it was an aunt eater, And now my uncle’s mad!

Lay down Let’s explore this tenderness between us There ain’t no one around at all to see us And baby would you mind If maybe you and I Took a…

In the Grandville greyhound station in the lightly drizzlin’ rain Sittin’ on my suitcase goin’ quietly insane all about you babe all about you All about you and then no…

Alimony alimony I work till my fingers are bloody and boney Me oh my oh goodness sake I’m paying for my mistake She calls it alimony alimony yeah you single…

She was dancin’ when I seen her, in a Mexican cantina In a neighborhood they call “La Zona Roja”. She had a child’s smile, but she told me in a…

There’s a light on in the attic. Thought the house is dark and shuttered, I can see a flickerin’ flutter, And I know what it’s about. There’s a light on…

Now you know some fellahs, they want fame and fortune Yeah, and other fellahs they just wanna swing But all I wanted all my life Was a TV set and…

I’ve got a couple more years on you, baby…that’s all. I’ve had more chances to fly and more places to fall. And it ain’t that I’m wiser… It’s only that…

Well, my daddy left home when I was three, and he didn’t leave much to Ma and me, just this old guitar and a bottle of booze. Now I don’t…

They’re buildin’ the gallows outside my cell. I got 25 minutes to go. And in 25 minutes I’ll be in Hell. I got 24 minutes to go. Well, they give…

I broke into the bank on Sunday, You should see the money I got. I couldn’t drag it home ’til Monday, ‘Cause it sure weighed an awful lot. Then I…